Here is the normal way I get into a car: I open the door. I sit down. I adjust the seat. I check the mirrors. And then…

I think it’s time to discuss the major benefits of smartphones, the mobile technology that allows us to communicate…

There is currently a hurricane bearing down on the East Coast, and today’s top climatologists and government officials…

I have recently come to the conclusion that renting a car in today’s world is the closest we come to dealing with…

Today I am going to bring up an issue that has been seriously and dramatically plaguing our society for several decades…

Last week, I had two separate human beings send me text messages asking why I didn’t like their Instagram posts. I want…

So I’m sitting in the back of an Uber the other day. It’s a Nissan Altima, the last-generation model, the one where it…

It’s happened to all of us. Your plane is delayed. You’re going to miss your connection. They lost your bag. You’re…

I’ve recently come into contact with several customer service people who don’t really serve the customer. I’m not…

Ladies and gentlemen, I come to you today with an important news bulletin: there are still human beings, walking among…

Our country is currently mired in a nationwide health food epidemic. I know this because people who were previously…

I recently spent the evening screaming at my friends. This took place at one of those upscale restaurants where you ask…

I’d like to take a moment here to share with you something troubling I learned over the weekend: the great Australian…

Dear Potential Landlord,

Thank you so much for listing your apartment for rent on Craigslist. I really appreciate the…

Today, we’re going to discuss the crazy Germans. You know the ones: they wear bizarre eyeglasses. They drive diesel…

Today’s column will provide a voice for the voiceless; an outlet for those poor souls among us who spend every day on…

In the giant, all-encompassing list of life’s huge and enormous inconveniences, I would rank “receiving a voicemail” as…

I have recently decided that I will never again visit a big box retail store. Never, ever, under any circumstances,…

As many of you know, I recently moved to Philadelphia, a wonderful American city that’s home to excellent restaurants,…

I recently returned from Europe, where I had a lovely vacation that primarily consisted of a) seeing all the wonderful,…